casey - carissa - ben

it started simply enough. girl meets boy. boy falls for girl. girl falls for boy due to his adorable sweetness and taste in acting roles. then it gets complicated. boy has older brother. older brother happens to be taller and wealthier (though decidedly less talented) than boy. girl ignores this fact, asserting that she really wants the nice boy, the one who is faithful and contemplative and doesn't have a gambling/alcohol problem. boy, girl, and older brother hang out at various family functions where girl realizes older brother is actually quite charming in person, not to mention really "effin" hot. older brother and girl get to talking and girl chastises older brother for being in shitty movies. (most people would be annoyed by this, but older brother is really insecure and happens to go for women that put him down. you know, it becomes like a challenge for him to prove himself.) anyway, older brother is so impressed with girl's cunning wit and discerning taste when it comes to the entertainment industry that he starts to seek her opinion when he is choosing roles. older brother sends scripts to boy, then manages to call him up for feedback when boy "happens" to be away and girl is there to take the call. "what did you think" turns into "let's fuck" and... well... how's a girl to resist?

so you see casey, it can never work between us. your brother has 3.5 inches on you. what did you expect?