buy my shit!

in the immortal words of navin r. johnson, "step right up and buy some crap." think of all the possibilities!!! you could show kevin federline who the real pimp daddy is. you could fool your prey into thinking you are one of them and then gun them down, skin them & sew their flesh into another gorgeous frock, thereby continuing the cycle! you could spike the punch at your luncheon with everclear. strip bridge anyone?

all the while, i'll be getting rich off your purchases. this sounds like the perfect arrangement to me. afterall, i love money, you need some crap that you will never use and my mom has always wanted to enter the witness protection program.

HAPPY BIDDING! (i accept paypal payments only.)