drinkin' on: bush

ok... i don't want to get TOO excited, but... if THIS is true. AHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHA!

i love it. do you think he's been going to meetings? what if he needs rehab? how will he ever fit in the 90 in 90 while simultaneously leading the free world?

now i know you may be saying, "come on, carissa! you can't seriously believe something reported in the national enquire!"

to which i respond, "you fucking dick! always naysaying, everything i blog. you blog something like the president's relapse."

anyway, i don't think you should be so quick to dismiss the enquirer as a legitimate news source.



god, grant me the serenity
to accept that i have roally fucked up this country
the courage to admit that i am a complete moron
and the wisdom to get out before something else happens that i have no idea how to fix.