he's a little bit country AND a little bit rock and roll
time to resurrect that age old debate, kiddies. is kid rock more white trash or more rock star?

i'm gonna have to go rock star. here's why: there is just something about this man that makes you want to shotgun silver bullets in a concert venue's parking lot. something about him that begs to have various undergarments tossed at him while he pounds around stage screaming his name. something about him that makes you want to sway a lighter in the air during a heartfelt rock ballad. something about him that suggests it would be a good idea to take your top off in broad daylight while you are perched on some drunk stranger's shoulders.
of course all these constitute some decidedly white-trash behavior, but isn't that what being an american is all about?
now the only questions are, why hasn't he sceduled any west coast appearances on his tour AND if/when he does, how do i get backstage passes?
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100% ROCK STAR.
He's the only person in the country l-i-v-i-n the Rock and Roll lifestyle. Rumors, models, sex and drugs, attitude, reckless spending of money. Even if you don't like his music (though I do), you have to appreciate his story - especially because one of his earliest songs (recorded in his parent's basement, nonetheless)was called "My Balls in Your Mouth".
Badass.
he's def. numero uno on my celebrity "to do" list.
did i just say that out loud? whoops!
WILL SMITH?!? who are you? it's like i don't even know you anymore.
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