jet setting

i'm off to fabulous laughlin, nevada this weekend kiddies. that's right, all the frivolous money-wasting and ungodly heat of vegas in the summer without any of the glam or glitz. i plan to thoroughly explore my white trash roots wile there. though i suspect my family would not agree that such roots exist, i like to think that they do. otherwise, how will i ever relate to my boyfriend?

laughlin does have one thing vegas does not however, and it isn't a plethora of low-end call girls. after all, i'm sure you could find those somewhere in vegas. maybe at the locals' casinos??? anyway, laughlin has the colorado river, and we all know that river=semi-drunken boating and country and/or classic rock. how much more can a girl ask for?

i can't wait. pass me the sb.