don't buy my shit!

okay this ebay thing is totally stressing me out. people are asking me questions that i don't have answers to, my grandma is all pissed because her "$5,000" (she tends to exaggerate) garment made of fuzzy animal epidermis sold for $300, and now i have to calculate shipping on items when i have no idea what they will be shipped in or how much they weigh. then there is the issue of getting paid. paypal, money order. it's really very complicated.

anyway, i'm charging my mom & grandma a 10% fee for pimping their shit on the internet. karen reminded me that is the standard agent fee, which is basically what i'm doing. so, today i made about $90. come to think of it, i really didn't do that much work. just think if i were pimping out an actual person. a person like grossly overpaid cameron diaz. then i would have made $1,200,000 today and probably done even less work.

just to be clear, in no way do i think $1.2 mil is worth becoming an agent.