america, fuck yeah!

well kiddies, the big day is tomorrow, and since everything i need to know i learned from vh1's "best week ever," i know that if i don't vote, then p diddy will murder me. so i'll be at the polls with bells on, and so should you... unless you are still undecided. in that case, it would be far preferable to take a cap in the ass from sean "puffy" combs than to MAKE UP YOUR FUCKING MIND!

actually, if you somehow haven't figured out which chad to punch, then i suggest you don't punch any. just don't do it. i say this, because i have this sneaking suspicion that the undecided voters don't suddenly make up their mind once the curtain closes. no, i think they just vote for whomever they think is going to win so that they can say they picked a winner. if you are one of these people, then you are a pussy. plain and simple. have some balls & get behind a candidate for god's sake. or do the american thing on november 2nd and remain seated on your couch eating pizza and watching "friends" reruns.