my therapist dumped me.

i can't effing believe it. i should have saved the message so i could hear again exactly what she said. something to the effect of, "i don't think you need to come in on a weekly basis, and i think you know that. why don't you give me a call if something specific comes up?"

maybe i should work on not trying to impress my therapist with my self-awareness and logical thinking. maybe i should try to be more disfunctional and irrational so we would have more to talk about. most of the time i will just kind of blab about something briefly, and then she'll say, "well, it sounds like everything is going well." lmao... ummm okay. thanks for your input. glad we could clear all that up.

wtf? i mean, it will save me the $20 copay every week, but could i really be THAT well-adjusted? it seems so unlikely. everyone knows i'm totally, 100% crazy. i think i should probably be locked up. LOOK AT THE TITLE OF MY BLOG FOR CRISSAKE!!!!!oh shit... i just realized that i am a psychological hypochondriac. god help me, it's worse than i thought.

anyway, now that she's kicked me to the curb, i'm certain to plunge into a pit of despair. in fact, i think i can feel it coming on now. oh wait... no... that's just my boss calling.