salary, shmalary!

i think i should have an agent to do salary negotiations for me for the rest of my life. i'm just so effing bad with that kind of stuff. i don't know if it is because i am such a shitty liar or because i have such a hard time standing up for myself. probably a combo. anyway, i just really don't want to deal with it. the prospect of talking money makes me want to crawl under my desk and get into the fetal position.... which i am tempted to do anyways since i currently feel like my uterus is being slowly and painfully dragged out of my vagina. isn't that just what you wanted to hear today?

anyway, my contact said that my interviewer really liked me and is waiting to hear my salary requirements. am i supposed to call her? i thought they were supposed to bring all that up. furthermore, the position i am now being considered for is described as "entry-level," aka "shit-paying." granted... i have no experience when it comes to marketing, but i firmly believed that i should be paid billions just for being so fan-fucking-tastic! why can't everyone see that?