i got nothin'!

i have nothing to write about today. no complaints or rants. whatever shall i do? i take requests if anyone has any pressing issues that they would like me to address. please don't ask me to talk about politics or anything boring. let's keep it to personal issues, and i'll be like dear abby without any sort of qualification to impart advice. oh wait... dear abby isn't qualified to give advice either. i guess that means i would be like dear abby except with swear words and without capitalization. and that's a guarantee! ask away, loyal fans and subjects. i eagerly await to make your concerns and troubles my own.


NOTE: IF SOMEONE DOESN'T COMMENT AND/OR ASK ME A QUESTION, I'M GOING TO CRY AND THINK THAT NOBODY LOVES ME. DON'T MAKE YOURSELF THE ONE RESPONSIBLE FOR THAT. COULD YOU REALLY HANDLE HAVING THAT ON YOUR CONSCIENCE?

p.s. - oops! i guess i already broke the no capitals rule. well, you can't have everything. in fact, this was my first lesson to you all. people are liars and will capitalize when they promise not to. you should learn to deal with the disappointment.