i'm not your effing boyfriend

i think a pet peeve of mine is when my girlfriends treat my like their boyfriend. this includes any utterance of the phrase "we need to talk" or any time they feel the need to instigate a conversation about our feelings and what you think may be bothering me. i'm sorry, i'm just not interested. maybe i take my female relationships for granted, but i guess i just have a sort of expectance that we care enough about each other that nothing productive that can come out of discussing why i didn't forward the spam email you sent me promising us both a $250 nordstrom giftcard as long as we sent the email along to 4,000 of our nearest and dearest. no thank you to that. i would like to think that my friendships are on a higher level. at least they are on my side of the fence. come on now... we don't "need to talk" unless one of us has slept with the other's man. and even then... it's questionable.

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