freakin' on: what ails ya

i'm a bad patient. no, a terrible patient. so bear with me while i complain about how sick i am. i'm freakin' sick. everything hurts. i'm hot with goosebumps and freezing while sweating. i can't breath through my nose and when i breath through my mouth my chest rattles and i fall into a coughing fit. it really freakin' sucks. i showered today, but i feel like i haven't bathed in a week. what i'd like to do is just take nyquil for like 24 hours straight because i can't stand the speediness of non-drowsy cold medication. it makes me feel psychotic. kind of like red bull and vodka but with less smiling and more echoing inside your head.

like i said... i'm a bad patient. just be glad i'm not puking.